Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Sunset??!





Friends are the most important people, thats up to you to pick who you want to be friends with closest. Simply, the closer you are to a friend, the better the friendship you have. The more respect you have to one another, the more stronger the friendship. I have friends like those, we chill, hangout and share our thoughts and problems together.

So then the past week we chilled at the beach, talked with one another to enjoy the scenic view of the ocean with the sound of waves crashing against each other and some crashing on the huge rocks in front of us. What was best was the colour of the sky from the sun setting. The orange colour of the sun to the sky giving a mix of colours of blue and golden orange that bounces off the waters of the ocean giving a perfect reflection. Always the reaction to this is "shiiiiittt~" or "Woooow!" or perhaps what we nowadays use more frequently, "ooooowh.....SSSSSSSSIITTT!!" There you can clear your mind, it makes you think and make you wonder of all the things that trouble you. The sound and the air is just constant, it keeps our minds thinkin.


The last time i went to Pantai Tungku was with my friends Doze(Mr.Apples), Jem(Archer), Ajy(Sunshine) and Arif, Zaim and Hazman(my brother) we spent time talking, laughing, screaming and also thinking. We had our own problems to share and i had mine to share too coz i havent gotten over mine yet and i havent done anything to do something, but these friends were there to give me advice as well, make me let all the problems out and also to make them understand each and everyone of our situations, even to unerstand each other.


Me(wonderboy), Doze(Mr Apples) and Jem(Archer)
~the monkey looking animal on the background is Ajy (sunshine)..HAHAHA!

Us, we spend lots of time together; WYWY with all them(looking for new musin and chilling together);The band Our Emedy with Jem, Doze, Hazman, Syai and Spazy(Make more good songs and start recording guys!); Football at BC5 with all them and Ajy..We do alot together..These guys have always been there to pick up the loose moments, times when you least expect a friend to call or text to plan what to do, they'll be there, they are my brothers. You guys mean a lot to me. The rest are basically pictures that i have that remind me how great the view is at Pantai Tungku...
Thanks guys..


Friday, April 13, 2007

A Funny Advert.

Okey This is not the first time i've found something like this, my sister found something like this a couple of months ago~ I found this at a kedai runcit near my house. When you read this you'll have to have the right head movement though~ hahahahahah



Soo call hamid up if you wanna know if he really talks like this~ HAHAHAH

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Mohawk No Mo!

Three days ago i finally mustered up enough ball power to get a mohawk, something i've been wanting to do since i first saw Travis Barker's mohawk. It was like the coolest hairdo i've ever seen!! But in my mind i knew i could never pull it off, because : 1- I have a round head and 2-i have a BIG round head. Really!! So i never got to doing it until recently, three days ago to be exact. Before the haircut i had this thick, healthy head of hair colonised by a group of Kutu's from Wonderboy's head.(picture below).

Before

After


When the dude shaved my head i was like, "what the hell am i doing??!!" and part of me wanted to just bolt from the chair, but it would look stupid running around with a head half shaven soo i stayed put~ I silently cried as i watch each strand of hair being cut from my head.. I MISS YOU LONG HAIR!!!!
But I only had this hairdo for like two days, TWO DAYS!!! damn i'm lame... My dad asked me to shave it off when he saw it. Yeah, i tried to hide it from him but couldnt. So now i'm bald. yes bald. Ths last time i looked like this was..hmmmm.. at the end of my lower sixth year in md (05).. soo yeah that's the story of my Two Day Mohawk..

FIN~

Friday, March 16, 2007

Are Emo's The New Poklens?

Are emo's the new poklens?~ A question that has been plaguing my mind for the past hour or so since spazzy told me about a video he saw on youtube about two emo boys kissing. (gross i know!!). Here is a video i found on youtube that kinda summarises the Emo lifestyle. Kinda funny and disturbing at the same time.



If you search 'Emo' on youtube all you will get are video's of two emo boys kissing each other~ (gila kan muntah ku meliat, nda pulang ku sengaja meliat TERtakan)

Friday, March 9, 2007

Family Talk

A says:
kaka tau apa?
A says:
mr.hasan cakap nama tani is of iranian origin
the FAIRUZ virus says:
apa lagi??
the FAIRUZ virus says:
awu yatah
the FAIRUZ virus says:
aku tau aku anak angakat dari iran
the FAIRUZ virus says:
tapi jangan kau gtau babu sama daddy
the FAIRUZ virus says:
atu aku punya secret
the FAIRUZ virus says:
ssshhhhh
A says:
bah
A says:
shhhhhh~
the FAIRUZ virus says:
tapi kau bukan dari iran
the FAIRUZ virus says:
kau dari nepal
A says:
baie!
A says:
manaada
the FAIRUZ virus says:
namamu atu aku yang bagi
A says:
dari baunei kali ah!
A says:
hahah
the FAIRUZ virus says:
jangan tah kau in denial
the FAIRUZ virus says:
cuba kau liat surat beranak mu
the FAIRUZ virus says:
arah race ya tulis kau orang bugis
the FAIRUZ virus says:
A says:
BUGIS??
A says:
btw apa ertinya bugis ani kan?
the FAIRUZ virus says:
cuba kau tanya daddy sekarang
the FAIRUZ virus says:
jawapannya kau jua bugis!!!!
the FAIRUZ virus says:
kau lupa kah kau orang bugis????
A says:
baie eh
A says:
hahahaha
the FAIRUZ virus says:
siuk ehhh
A says:
kalau aku bugis kaka pun bugis wah!
A says:
apa yg siuk?
the FAIRUZ virus says:
inda aku anak angkat
the FAIRUZ virus says:
aku sebenarnya keturunan diraja
the FAIRUZ virus says:
diraja iran!!!!
A says:
hahah
A says:
ahh pikir RAJAGOPAL!!

FIN~

Saturday, March 3, 2007

WNC. The Wet News Channel

THIS MORNING'S HEADLINES

The heavy rain yesterday has caused this windscreen to get wet.

If you look closely at the droplets of water you can actually see DROPLETS OF WATER!!
This car was hit by a mosquito from behind. The driver sustained minor headaches due to the lack of insurance, luckily the mosquito was unharmed.

The construction of the new Bebatik Kilanas bridge was halted yesterday due to heavy rains. The construction workers (mostly kalings) are sent back to their homeland to regain their distinctive colour.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

HOW DARE YOU?!

A student traveller was stripped of his 50 Euros, while he was using the 'efficient' public transport service in Jiniba, Swijelen. Here's the story..

It was a sane normal day, Daud a student traveller travelling alone, took a bus to town to meet up with two of his family members and a friend. Unlike the bus trips before, he realises that THIS particular bus did not have the ticketing machine, nothing but an empty board in the middle section of the vehicle. Observing everyone else, he calmed himself down and told himself, "MAYBE there'll be a guy walking around issuing tickets". He had no option but to sit and wait till he gets to the desired destination. Asking around would be troublesome as no one speaks English. Daud does speak a little French but he dread that the words that would come out of his mouth will lead to an Asian VS European kickboxing brawl, and the chix(alais) would laugh at him for getting his tiny ass barbequed~.

The bus reached this one stop, two stops before town, and there were these Frenchmen in green(officers he reckoned). Most of the people on the bus started to rush down and get off. Daud was being suspicious to why everyone was acting that way. In Daud's mind, these could be the ticket people, apologising for the inconvenience caused by the unavailability of the ticketing machine. And they would issue tickets themselves manually. But he had a funny feeling.

Then he saw, a person had to took out his wallet for cash and got a white piece of paper in return. Daud was calm as he thought that was the bus ticket.

It was Daud's turn, the officer speaking in French being rude and Daud understood a few words he said. The things he managed to catch was "You......take......ticket.......out.....door.......other...and.....now......francs", in french of course. He was having trouble, and Daud told that he was just a student traveller. So the officer went to get help from his colleague who speaks English. He explained and somehow calmed Daud down and asks for his passport for proof of being "the young traveller". Till the words "EIGHTY FRANCS" came out of the officers mouth.
Daud caught unaware, almost peed in his pants. He thought he only had to pay for the fare. Luckily he had 50 EUROS on him.
Disappointed, Daud decided to write a letter to the bus service.....


Dear bus in Jiniba,

Today, i go on bus and want to go to city where the lake have to see my family and friend. And not the first time i go on bus. I already ride on bus since i come here. I m very latest at travelling on the other people country. And i like earlier, because so easy have mesin and i can buy ticket for me to go eat Burger King because my country Brunei no have. And also, here the syiling is makes it easier because the syilling have until 5 francs. If my country tu, it is 50cent only have the broken money.
I am very young, single and just finish from Maktab Duli. You must know the school because we have so many good footballer kick balls until go inside the gol. I am travelling to Jiniba because my brothers and wife is here and also have my auntie. I am on holiday for first time independent from mama and bapa.
Today, on the bus, have two big people, very white and inggeris cannot talk. One of them talk in Perancis but i cannot understood. Then he asked me wheres the ticket. Then i point to the mesin. Because i dont know where to get the ticket lah. Then he say something like "maie ko wang , cuba ko layan nie" to his friendster but in Perancis. The friend can speak inggeris then he say i have to paid 80francs. And i almost cry because i have to hold my little water already outside so cold. And in my heart i say, "dont you like dat at me!stupid!" but i have to patiently waiting. No wonder so many people run like gangster paradise from the bus just now because dont have ticket.
How can this happened ah, i ask you? I am very young and i explain already. I am tourist, this is how you treat me? I am very konpius and sad. Good only i have 50 euros in my handbag. If not how? How am i gonna smile at chix if my wallet have dust. So please, think about everything that happening to this lonely heart.



Truly yours,
Young and Dangerous