They Keep it Gangsta

From Right to Left: Master Alim Schevskovski, Azu Akimoto & Doze Miliano

Have you heard of this gang? They are called the F-babes. Lead by Master Alim Schevskovski. Famous for his ruthless acts in the streets of Sarajevo. He was held at gunpoint once by a mob leader from Russia. That aint a problem, as bitch took too long to pull the damn trigger, The Master grabbed his arm and wrestled the son of a gun to the floor and spat in one of his eyes. BITCH TURNED BLIND!!!!! His favourite music, is Rain and dances well to his songs. Also an awesome serenade. He sings Enrique Iglesias' Hero like he's layin down some hot sauce. One girl begged to stay, just because of his voice. He was a nightclub singer in California. Pretty sunsets on bikini waxes. But he realised he belonged on the streets.

Azu Akimoto, the big guy! The sleeper! Not the wrestling move, but the literal meaning of sleep. Check your dictionary. He can fight in his sleep. He tortures with his eyes closed. Once he fell asleep tied to a pole. He got caught by this group called the monkey boys to test his strength. But it was a big mistake. He started to snore in his sleep, they didn't know what was coming. The place turned into a jungle as the monkeys flew all around being juggled by Monstrous Azu. Thats the way the Japanese do it. Them big guys! Who needs diapers(in sumo wrestling) and powder to wrestle? Just get him a pillow and a bucket to drool in. Mission Accomplished!!!!

And last, the shooting star. Speed's his name, as in speed racer. Doze Miliano, son of Rosilini Miliano. Refugee! His hips dont lie, and his legs speak a language faster than you breathin in a plastic bag. He was a little kid in school, a target for bullies. Drowned by his memories, he discovered a new method without people noticing themselves being hit. This man came up to steal Doze's green. Then, Doze looked up at him and said: 'Yo hidungmu bedarah ah'. Thats right! he got hit good without even realising it. Thats how fast it was. The huge dude, all rattled up didn't know what to do but to put plan B into action. THATS RIGHT! RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!!

But these peeps are nice guys, and single too. And they love 'Sex all wrapped up!'. Hahahaha its just Nasi Katok laa..

Well there's just no objective for this post!!! Its just that........MY EXAMS ARE OVER AND IM FREAKIN BORED! What does a man have to do to get some fun?!?!?!