Tuesday, December 4, 2007

What not to say, if...

  • you're a doctor :- oohhh myyy gooodddd!! we're all gonna diee!
  • you're a fire fighter :- where's the hose?
  • you're a pilot :- what does this button do?
  • you're a football player :- can i use my hands?
  • you're a football referee :- these tight pants look good on me.
  • you're a basketball player :- either basket?
  • you're a taxi driver :- where am i?
  • you're a husband :- again?
  • you're a poker player :- [after being dealt] Yes!!
  • you're an astronaut :- i need to take off my helmet
  • you're a construction worker :- like my gloves? they're pink~
  • you're a cat :- WOOF!!

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